I just realized that it has been over three months since I have posted a random thought. This one isn't actually all that random. My mother showed me an email that she got and since it is absolutely hilarious and cat-related, I decided to post it here. Obviously I didn't make this up myself; I don't know who did. If anyone out there does know, let me know and I will be happy to give proper credit.
Baking Cookies with your Cat:
1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go the fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat and wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has TP all over floor, stuff spilled and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
21. Can sense cat is angry.
22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Clean up bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen. . .oh golly, now what?
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!
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2 comments:
ROFL i have 6 cats all chefs too!
Wow, six cats! I'm impressed. I can barely handle two, though I love them dearly and consider them great companions. They like to keep me company in the kitchen and hover around me when I eat, even if I'm eating something they would never touch if I let them have some. Cats are funny.
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